Can you tell I'm really excited about finally having real, live website? I know you can feel it through the interwebs.

It's been awhile since I've had a blog just for blogging's sake, so there's going to be a bit of clearing out the brain cobwebs, but I'm sure we'll all have a good time here. I'm hoping this will be a lot like my old Blogger blog, but maybe with a few more vegetables. I'm over thirty now so shit's gotta get serious. (A little serious.) But until this party really gets started, feel free to read about my frosting-filled twenties here.

Oh, and duh, read a bunch of more recent stuff I've written here. And check out the things I do in front of cameras and microphones.

I love you all already. Never leave.